Lesser of Twin Evils

By Joshua Hansen

So here was a comment I can’t stand:

“It’s never a waste when you are attempting to limit the damage. Picking the least of two evils still gives you an advantage you wouldn’t have normally had.”

And my response:

Except there’s NO SUCH THING as the lesser of two evils. That’s where the joke is on everyone who thinks that way. How many people voted for Obama because he was the “lesser” of two evils? And what are we getting now? Not only do we have someone who has no intention of any real “change” but his party is also in control of congress which can help expedite tyranny.

And, as I always say, give me the greater of two evils. Democracy is a useless fat asshole who will always follow the path of least resistance and apathy. In order to get that fat ass to rise to action, the situation has to get really, really bad. I was really hoping McCain made it in to office because I think he was losing it anyway and with Palin we’d have had a pair of lunatics that would have caused such an obvious nightmare that maybe, just maybe, the bloated and disgusting Cheeto-eating diabetic soda drinking toothless brainless blob that best represents the American people may have been so scared that it moved.

Or it would have eaten up the rampant nationalism and authoritarianism and imploded on itself. I’m okay with either one really.

Voting for the lesser of two evils is more dangerous than putting a lunatic in office who is bad enough to wake the people from their collective stupor. It slows the erosion of liberty down to a slow enough pace that the Kentucky Fried Majority never even notices they’ve been robbed of their rights.

You can’t mitigate the damage coming down from on high in Washington. They’re ALL bought and paid for. Obama is as much of a stooge as Bush… and Clinton… and Reagan… etc. You cannot be a harbinger of POSITIVE change while working for one of the two political machines that’s been sodomizing this nation for the past century plus. Neither of those organizations is designed with anything in mind but consolidation of power and wealth lining its own pockets.

If every asshole out there who voted for the “lesser of two evils” (and make no mistake, Democrats are not the only people who do that) voted their conscience and went third party or independent instead, I don’t know who would win but I can tell you, it probably won’t be any of the front runners since virtually ALL their “supporters” cast their vote while holding their noses.

2 Responses to “Lesser of Twin Evils”

  1. Jon Says:

    After reading this, I nominate Joshua Hansen (whose IQ, I bet, is in the neighborhood of 150) for whatever he wants to run for.

  2. Alex Says:

    Aren’t you at least going to tell us where to buy the t-shirt?

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