The Importance of understanding the meaning of the word.

By Christopher Hansen

For years I have watched our government change the meaning of words. War has become peace. Tax slavery has become liberty. Brain Washing has become Education. God given rights have become government privileges to be licensed.

But today I read a story that readily explains how, if you want to get to where you want to be, then you need to understand the meaning of the word spoken and not just hear the word then give it a errant understanding.

The Preacher rose and called out to his flock, “Will anyone with needs to be prayed over, come forward, to the front at the altar.”

Christopher Hansen gets in line, and when it’s his turn, the preacher asks: “Brother Hansen, what do you want me to pray about for you.”

Christopher replies: “Preacher, I need you to pray for my hearing.” The preacher puts one finger in Christopher’s ear, and he places the other hand on top of Christopher’s head then prays and prays and prays. The Preacher prays a blue streak for Brother Hansen.

After a few minutes, the Preacher removes his hands, stands back and asks, “Brother Hansen, how is your hearing now?”

Christopher says, “I don’t know, Reverend, it ain’t til next Wednesday!”

So now that you have had a good laugh remember that Brother Hansen has a lot of hearings coming up and requests your prayers that I will be helped and be victorious over the powers of evil, like Clark Leslie and Cops and Judges and you know, the government AKA Satan’s minions.

In fact please pray for all of those that battle against the Beast in court. We all need your prayers. God is listening but if we do not ask, He will not be as inclined to give His aid.

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